How to Spoil a Dog 101: A Guide for the Dedicated Dog Mom
Having dogs isn’t just a hobby; it’s a full-time lifestyle. If you're doing it right (which I obviously am), your home should reflect order and discipline. However, let’s be real—my dogs own the place, and I’m just their live-in chef and personal maid. If you want to spoil your dog like a pro, here’s how: **Step 1: Forget Boundaries Exist** Dogs need rules, but in my house, rules are mere suggestions. Instead of designated spots, my couch has become a throne for my dogs while I sit on the edge. **Step 2: Make Mealtime a Five-Star Experience** While ordinary dog owners pour kibble, I prepare gourmet meals with chicken and pumpkin puree. Serving the same dish two days in a row? Unthinkable! **Step 3: Walks Are for Social Dominance** I don’t walk my dogs for exercise; we parade around the neighborhood. They stop at every tree and expect recognition from all passersby. The drama that unfolds with other dogs is entertaining, to say the least. *...